That is not to suggest that I am a model of abstemiousness who has never made an idiot of himself after five too many. |
That begs the question, what kind of an idiot moves into a building next to a nightclub expecting peace and quiet? |
And if that's what they want, they should never change just for the sake of being able to spend a bit of time with some jumped-up idiot. |
Okay that was the dumbest speculation I've ever had and you bastards let me say it like some sort of idiot. |
They think of me as an idiot, a fool, some disheveled thing rather than one of them. |
You don't want to be the idiot who makes the whole ride stop for 20 minutes while you fix a flat. |